A Fun Survey for cricket fans?

Ok, let your imaginations run wild %26amp; tell me what is the first things the following cricketers would pack when going on a tour?


1Shane Warne


2Shane Watson


3Sachin Tendulkar


4.Michael Clarke


5Brett Lee


6Sreesanth


7Harbhajan


8Malinga


9Symonds


10 Andre Nel.

A Fun Survey for cricket fans?
1. Mobile phone (lol)


2. Mini-weights


3. His 23 heavy bats


4. Something to read


5. A musical instrument


6. Tissues


7. Turban


8. Hair Dye


9. White lip-glossy stuff


10. Heart Rate Monitor
Reply:Shane Warne - fags. Or some of his "mums" diuretics.





Shane Watson - bandages/plasters for his latest injury.





Sachin Tendulkar - A t-shirt emblazoned with the word's: "I am the greatest of the current era - take that Ponting!"





Michael Clarke - The latest Bingle magazine spread for those lonely nights.





Brett Lee - 100 top karaoke sing-a-long songs.





Sreesanth - a hankie to mop up the tears and a face guard to ward off blows from Harbhajan.





Harbhajan - a how to piss everyone off guidebook, plus optional punching bag (to practice hitting his team-mates).





Malinga - hair dye.





Symonds - 10 ways to out-stare your opponent manual plus copious amounts of zinc cream.





Andre Nel - booze and a swearing dictionary (possibly a rhyming one).
Reply:1. Warnie - baked beans


2. Watson - Creatine


3. Sachin - first-aid kit


4. Clarke - hidden microphone


5. Lee - Bollywood's Best Compilation CD, 2008


6. Sree - "How to be a Man" guide written by Sanjay Dutt


7. Bhajji - anti-depressants


8. Malinga - slinger gym equipment


9. Symonds - that stupid white crap he wears around his mouth.


10. Nel - testosterone tablets
Reply:1Shane Warne- Mobile for txting purposes


2Shane Watson- First aid kit


3Sachin Tendulkar- Halo cos he's God isn't he


4.Michael Clarke- Anti-depressants!! sorry Pup


5Brett Lee- Learn to sing dvd


6Sreesanth- Tissues to wipe those tears


7Harbhajan- a mirror so he can see what an a*s he is


8Malinga- A cap to hide that bush what he calls hair


9Symonds- his EGO


10 Andre Nel.- Map to the anger management classes
Reply:1..Shane Warne-Mobile Phone and his sexy "Y" front jocks...


2...Plenty of bandages and tape,for all his injurues..


3..Sachin Tendulkar-His sence of humor..


4..Michael Clarke-Well cant say hair gel now so i will say his shadow(Lara)...


5...Brett Lee-Picture of Preston and his lovely wife!!...


6...Sreesanth-Well its not a hairbrush..


7...Harbhajan-His obnoxious behavior book of tricks...


8..Malinga-His hankie,yes for his crocodile tears...


9..Symonds-His zinc cream...


10..Andre Nel-Grog...
Reply:1.Mobile phone %26amp; baked beans.


2.Mirror, address of nearest hair stylist %26amp; society journalist.


3 T-shirt reading 'Why Me?'


4.jewelry case %26amp; Lara


5.Guitar %26amp; hair gel


6.Face mask to protect him from low flying fists


7Boxing gloves


8 Hair stylist %26amp; dye.


9 His Ford Territory


10 His book of Brett Lee 'taunts %26amp; other anger inspiring ideas.'
Reply:1. shane warne- some thing creepy


2. shane watson- hand massager


3. sachin tendulkar- his spider that he hid under his bed


4. his wife lol


5. fast healing medicine


6. slap protection cream!!!!!


7. anger management pills


8. comb


9. cream


10. punching bag
Reply:1. lady killer


2. cant say


3. his beautiful wife


4. eyes


5. speed


6. foolsih


7. bhangra


8. looks like body have some problem


9. funny hair style


10 ghost.